sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener
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Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!
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Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
A. They are there for those who don t drink.
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Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
A: Sweet dreams!
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Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
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Q. What do you call an eternity?
A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.
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Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
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Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
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Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
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Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
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Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911?
A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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