Re: Punography
What's the difference between a real pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can't be topped.
Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but no lighter or matches to light them with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What's the best way to control a wicked temper.
Mind over madder!
What is it you must never plant on a green roof.
Leeks!
What is the proper name for a stolen Venetian boat.
Gone-dola
Why Congress can't get anything done early?
They're legis-laters
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