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You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.

Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.

For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.

I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about

There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
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