Re: Punography
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it.
Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
Which reptile always says hello? The salaamander.
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