Re: Punography
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
We believe in rights for midgets, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.
What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
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