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Old 14-09-2013, 09:48 AM   #13
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Default Re: Punography

Why are malicious male humor and murder so closely related?
One is man's laughter and the other is man slaughter.

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What was the mathematician's reaction when a hidden short in his calculator made the add key subtract instead?
He was nonplussed!

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Jennifer and Eric are both highly intelligent top achievers, but all six of their kids are just average. Why?
Because they're just Jenn-Eric kids!

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What would you call a lavishly catered private party where bankers dream up new ways to grab your money?
A fee-esta!

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Why did the moron embed pebbles in his upper leg?
The doctor told him his metabolism was too slow, and he wanted to get some extra thigh rocks in!

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A scientist, trying to prove his theorem, was doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals when he fell into the vat and became part of the solution.
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Does the minister's cow produce pastorized milk?
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In a bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
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"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you 're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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When a monastery sells jams and jellies over the Internet, is that monk e-business?
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I broke the world record for lying in bed. I got a-trophy.
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When I visited Paris, I saw the Eiffel tower. What an eyeful!
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We discovered asbestos in the basement; what should we do? Clean it up asbestos we can.
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They are called contractors because their business keeps getting smaller.
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The gladiator was having a rough day in the arena. His opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he kept on fighting, kicking and biting as furiously as he could.

But when his opponent lopped off both feet, our gladiator had no choice but to give up, for now he was both unarmed and defeated
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