While traveling recently, a friend went into a convenience store to prepay for gasoline and returned with two plastic bottles of soda which he handed to his wife. To her dismay, it fizzed and formed all over her lap.
Several miles down the road, my friend asked for his soda. Handing it to him, his wife warned, "Be careful. These are really over carbonated."
When he opened his bottle, it barely hissed. Eyes on the road he nonchalantly said, "That's a relief. I was worried it would spray all over me.
You must have gotten the one I dropped."
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