04-09-2013, 10:07 PM
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Re: Punography
- What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
- How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
- What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!
- How do eggs leave the highway? By going through the eggs-it.
- What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
- What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted!
- Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!
- Why can't you tease egg whites? Because they can't take a yolk!
- Why did the egg go to school? To get "egg-u-cated"!
- Why is the chef so mean? She beats the eggs!
- Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hachet
- Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
- What do Chickens grow on? Eggplants!
- What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You're "Egg-stra special".
- What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!
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