19-09-2013, 12:26 PM
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Re: Punography
Q: Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
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My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time
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The math professor went crazy with the blackboard; he did a number on it
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I get my large circumference from too much pi.
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He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
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