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• What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
• How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
• What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!
• How do eggs leave the highway? By going through the eggs-it.
• What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
• What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted!
• Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!
• Why can't you tease egg whites? Because they can't take a yolk!
• Why did the egg go to school? To get "egg-u-cated"!
• Why is the chef so mean? She beats the eggs!
• Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hachet
• Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
• What do Chickens grow on? Eggplants!
• What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You're "Egg-stra special".
• What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!