Michigan Crazy Law
# You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
# It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
# A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
# Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
# There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
# There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
# Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
# It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
# Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
# It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
# No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
# It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
# It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
# All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
# Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
# Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.