[anjaan]

Santa TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui:
"Isme mat chad
ye patri se utar jayegi"
.
PLANE me chadne laga
Aawaj aayi
"Ye crash ho jayega"
.
BUS me aawaj aayi
"Ye khai me gir jayegi"
.
Santa gusse se-"Kaun hai?"
Aawaz aai-"GOD"
.
Santa-"Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?