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MINDBLOWING: Dialogues in English



1) U can study and get any certificates. But ucannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when usneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study inengineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College.


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... ucannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but asoftware engineer cannot bcom a software



6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find worldin world cup



7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.