Re: Punography
Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors.
My pet turtle died. I'm not upset, just shell shocked.
I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged.
The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.
I'm a secret hoarder. I've kept that to myself.
What do you call a spittoon in a wine bar? Grape expectorations.
The cemetery is the dead centre. It's where the local bodies meet.
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