How to take care of your wife

[dipu]

How to take care of your wife:


In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.


Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10)





SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)





HER BIRTHDAY

-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)





A NIGHT OUT

-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)





YOUR PHYSIQUE

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)





ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)





COMMUNICATION

-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

[jitendragarg]

इतने बड़ा पोस्ट किये, और सबसे जरूरी कदम नहीं बताये! बीवी को खुश करने की सबसे पहली शर्त, शादी करना! बिना शादी के कैसी बीवी!

[ndhebar]

Originally Posted by jitendragarg

इतने बड़ा पोस्ट किये, और सबसे जरूरी कदम नहीं बताये! बीवी को खुश करने की सबसे पहली शर्त, शादी करना! बिना शादी के कैसी बीवी!

और जब बीवी ही नहीं तो उसे खुश करने के तरीके किस काम के

[khalid]

Originally Posted by ndhebar

और जब बीवी ही नहीं तो उसे खुश करने के तरीके किस काम के

पडोस मेँ ट्राई कर सकते हैँ

[dipu]

इतनी अच्छी पोस्ट को हंसी में उड़ा दिया , यहाँ ये जरुर होता है

[jitendragarg]

Originally Posted by dipu

इतनी अच्छी पोस्ट को हंसी में उड़ा दिया , यहाँ ये जरुर होता है

आपकी पोस्ट पूरी पढ़ी थी भाई, क्यूंकि पसंद आई! मजाक का मूड था, इसलिए पोस्ट कर दिया. बुरा क्यूँ मानते हो भाई!

[jitendragarg]

Originally Posted by khalid1741

पडोस मेँ ट्राई कर सकते हैँ

पडोसी की बीवी को खुश करने के तरीके! सूत्र का नया नाम रख देते है, अगर दीपू भाई तैयार हो तो!

[dipu]

Originally Posted by jitendragarg

पडोसी की बीवी को खुश करने के तरीके! सूत्र का नया नाम रख देते है, अगर दीपू भाई तैयार हो तो!