Ajit Jokes

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:55 PM

Ajit was a popular Hindi movie or Bollywood movie villain from the 1970s and 80s. He was know for his classic one-liners. Along with his right-hand Raabert and his love Mona Darling, he was very popular in Hindi Movies.

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:56 PM

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:56 PM

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:57 PM

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?

Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:57 PM

Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:58 PM

Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

raju · 09-06-2012, 07:00 PM

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
bhi aa jaayegi.

raju · 09-06-2012, 07:00 PM

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

raju · 09-06-2012, 07:01 PM

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

raju · 09-06-2012, 07:01 PM

Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole
and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale
jayega !!

09-06-2012, 06:55 PM	#1
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Ajit Jokes Ajit was a popular Hindi movie or Bollywood movie villain from the 1970s and 80s. He was know for his classic one-liners. Along with his right-hand Raabert and his love Mona Darling, he was very popular in Hindi Movies.

09-06-2012, 06:56 PM	#2
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!! Ajit: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise??? Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

09-06-2012, 06:56 PM	#3
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood . Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho. Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss? Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

09-06-2012, 06:57 PM	#4
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls. Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde. Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six! Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde. Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win. Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai? Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

09-06-2012, 06:57 PM	#5
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

09-06-2012, 06:58 PM	#6
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei? Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

09-06-2012, 07:00 PM	#7
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.

09-06-2012, 07:00 PM	#8
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai. Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

09-06-2012, 07:01 PM	#9
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajit: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

09-06-2012, 07:01 PM	#10
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed ! Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajit: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!