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I am going to shares jokes for people who are above 18.....
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![]() Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!
For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit. Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?
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![]() Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.
Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'
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![]() Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye....
. . . Lado Mat... Sabko milega...
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![]() It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
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Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.
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. . . Banta bought two corner tickets: A1 ............... A25
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![]() Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=?
Golu-100! Teacher-No, 80+90=170. Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100"
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