Some funny Jokes on Sardar

swati. · 11-12-2009, 03:32 PM

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Computer Lesson:

Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer

Sardar: OK kar liya.

Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.

Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

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Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.

The End

neha · 11-12-2009, 04:18 PM

these jokes are really funny, thanks for sharing.

sunita · 11-12-2009, 10:41 PM

Read and enjoy these funny Sardar Cartoons.

neha · 12-12-2009, 12:16 PM

Ha ha ha, I am unable to stop my laugh.. really great jokes, thanks for sharing.

gaurav · 16-02-2010, 10:14 PM

What is the similarity between an intelligent Sardar and Dracula?

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Ans:- Both are imaginary

gaurav · 16-02-2010, 10:15 PM

One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything...."Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......"

Furiously Sardarni answered....."Arre sharam karo manhoos, tumhare bharose baithi rehti to yeh bhi paida nahi hoti......"!!

sony · 25-06-2010, 11:34 AM

sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas

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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!

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Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

A. They are there for those who don t drink.

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Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
A: Sweet dreams!

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Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

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Q. What do you call an eternity?
A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.

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Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.

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Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.

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Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911?
A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 09:00 AM

its very funny......

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 09:01 AM

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 09:02 AM

A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.

Nigger: Why are all these people running?

Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?

11-12-2009, 10:41 PM	#3
sunita Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 64 Rep Power: 15	Sardar Jokes in Cartoons Read and enjoy these funny Sardar Cartoons.

11-12-2009, 03:32 PM	#1
swati. Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	Some funny Jokes on Sardar Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The ************************************************ ********* Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ********************************************** ********* Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON” ********************************************** ********* SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. ********************************************** ********* Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver ********************************************** ********* Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." ********************************************** ********* SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. ********************************************** *********** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans." ********************************************** ********** Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. ********************************************** ********** Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... ********************************************** ********* Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga. ********************************************** ********* Computer Lesson: Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer Sardar: OK kar liya. Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer. Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer? ********************************************** ********* Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi? Sardar: Apni shadi ki ********************************************** ******** Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo: ********************************************** ********* Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. The End**

11-12-2009, 04:18 PM	#2
neha Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 15	these jokes are really funny, thanks for sharing.

12-12-2009, 12:16 PM	#4
neha Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 15	Ha ha ha, I am unable to stop my laugh.. really great jokes, thanks for sharing.

16-02-2010, 10:14 PM	#5
gaurav Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 15	What is the similarity between an intelligent Sardar and Dracula? Try it....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . u know it....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . come on!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Give up? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans:- Both are imaginary

16-02-2010, 10:15 PM	#6
gaurav Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 15	One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything...."Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......" Furiously Sardarni answered....."Arre sharam karo manhoos, tumhare bharose baithi rehti to yeh bhi paida nahi hoti......"!!

25-06-2010, 11:34 AM	#7
sony Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 16	sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?" Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books? A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person... Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi! Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home? A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem! Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24!" Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) ================================================== ======== Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) ================================================== ======== Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ?? Ans:- Shehwag is an opener ================================================== ======== Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! ================================================== ======== Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho....... ........ Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). ================================================== ======== Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- Adidas ================================================== ======== Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! ================================================== ======== Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! ================================================== ======== Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..?? Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!! ================================================ Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? A. They are there for those who don t drink. ================================================ Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow? A: Sweet dreams! ================================================ Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" ================================================ Q. What do you call an eternity? A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop. ================================================ Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes? A. Toes Go In First. ================================================ Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. ================================================ Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A. Because it said concentrate. Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds. ================================================ Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? A. They think their picture is being taken. ========================================= Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax? A. It has a stamp on it. Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911? A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

10-07-2010, 09:00 AM	#8
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	its very funny......

10-07-2010, 09:01 AM	#9
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

10-07-2010, 09:02 AM	#10
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium. Nigger: Why are all these people running? Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?