Jokes for young generation

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:54 AM

I am going to shares jokes for people who are above 18.....

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:54 AM

Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!

For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:54 AM

Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.

Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:55 AM

Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye....

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Lado Mat... Sabko milega...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:55 AM

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:55 AM

Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.

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Banta bought two corner tickets:
A1 ............... A25

bindujain · 19-12-2012, 09:00 AM

achchha hai

bindujain · 19-12-2012, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Postman

Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!

For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?

majedar hai

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:10 AM

Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=?
Golu-100!
Teacher-No, 80+90=170.

Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:10 AM

RAJNIKANT is back again:

Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant

01-12-2012, 09:54 AM	#1
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Jokes for young generation I am going to shares jokes for people who are above 18.....

01-12-2012, 09:54 AM	#2
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Only a Man knows a Man's Nature! For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit. Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...? __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:54 AM	#3
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room. Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?' __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:55 AM	#4
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye.... . . . Lado Mat... Sabko milega... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:55 AM	#5
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class." __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:55 AM	#6
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend. . . . . Banta bought two corner tickets: A1 ............... A25 __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

19-12-2012, 09:00 AM	#7
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation achchha hai

01-12-2012, 10:10 AM	#9
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=? Golu-100! Teacher-No, 80+90=170. Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:10 AM	#10
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation RAJNIKANT is back again: Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!