Humour Unlimited

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:51 AM

Humour Unlimited

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:52 AM

Subject - A kya bolti tu
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we’ll freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam.

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:52 AM

Definition Of a Girl:
-The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P
-The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D
-The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O
Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:53 AM

Sagar ka interview tha

Sawal aya: English mai translate kro

MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON

Sagar:

I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:55 AM

Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

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Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..??
Har baat mein joke chaiye..
Jaan Lelo Nikku ki

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:56 AM

" Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Par

is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega...............

isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................

bindujain · 17-12-2012, 06:44 PM

majdar hai

amol · 18-12-2012, 07:52 PM

This Joke for only IT Professionals....

IT Terminologies vs. Hindi movie names

Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate
Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri Raasta
An employee who frequently changes companies - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
An employee who is ready to sign a bond - Dulhan Banu Mai Teri
An employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage
An employee who works sincerely - Dil Se
An employee who is ready to leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
An employee who left the job without informing - Nau Do Gyarah
Project Manager - Jallad
Project Leader - Khal Nayak
Super User Password - Gupt
Bill Gates - Humse Badhkar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation - Ustadon Ke Ustad
Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
Operator vs computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala
Dos & Windows - Do Raaste
Undelete - Naya Jivan
F1 - Guide
Hard disk vs Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali
Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam
Server - God father
A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
A computer for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar
Anti virus Kit - Soldier
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amol · 18-12-2012, 08:06 PM

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Punctured ........

amol · 18-12-2012, 08:10 PM

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner!

So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood.

Dracula says, "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."

"Very good" said Dracula.

The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Astonished Dracula says, "How did you do that?"

The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children."

"Impressive" said Dracula.

Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned.

"How on earth did you do that????" he asked.

And the bat replies, "Do you see this tower?"

Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."

23-04-2011, 10:51 AM	#1
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23-04-2011, 10:52 AM	#2
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Subject - A kya bolti tu HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya URDU AAP KUCH BOLEIN? HUM KYA BOLEIN?? MULAIZA FARMAYEIN IRSHAD TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA? KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE?? ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!! ENGLISH: Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we’ll freak, baby,what else? SANSKRIT : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyam.

23-04-2011, 10:52 AM	#3
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Definition Of a Girl: -The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P -The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D -The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak

23-04-2011, 10:53 AM	#4
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Sagar ka interview tha Sawal aya: English mai translate kro MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON Sagar: I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..

23-04-2011, 10:55 AM	#5
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,. . . .... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..?? Har baat mein joke chaiye.. Jaan Lelo Nikku ki

23-04-2011, 10:56 AM	#6
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan " Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega............... Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega............... Par is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega............... isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................

17-12-2012, 06:44 PM	#7
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 145	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan majdar hai

18-12-2012, 07:52 PM	#8
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 18	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan This Joke for only IT Professionals.... IT Terminologies vs. Hindi movie names Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri Raasta An employee who frequently changes companies - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi An employee who is ready to sign a bond - Dulhan Banu Mai Teri An employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage An employee who works sincerely - Dil Se An employee who is ready to leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna An employee who left the job without informing - Nau Do Gyarah Project Manager - Jallad Project Leader - Khal Nayak Super User Password - Gupt Bill Gates - Humse Badhkar Kaun Microsoft Corporation - Ustadon Ke Ustad Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein Operator vs computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala Dos & Windows - Do Raaste Undelete - Naya Jivan F1 - Guide Hard disk vs Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam Server - God father A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha A computer for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar Anti virus Kit - Soldier --

18-12-2012, 08:06 PM	#9
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 18	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : And What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Money Problem Sir Officer : Describe Your Personality Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Is It Now Candidate : My Performance....? Officer : Mp !!! Candidate : What Is That Sir..? Officer : Mentally Punctured ........

18-12-2012, 08:10 PM	#10
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 18	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner! So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says, "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family." "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Astonished Dracula says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children." "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies, "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."