Punography

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I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.

When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim.

Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what we may beheaded for in the future?

I told the psychiatrist that I was afraid of strangers talking about the founder of stoicism. He said I had zenophobia.

Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.

A tennis exponent always has a gut feeling beforehand that he will beat his opponent.