Punography

internetpremi · 11-01-2014, 12:47 AM

A man named Hood was a healthy and full of life. In later life, when an undertaker offered him his services, he quipped: "He is trying to urn a lively Hood."

The glutton commented after wolfing down a doughnut: "I can't believe I ate the hole thing!"

The woman who got a speeding ticket on her way home said: "It was a fine trip!"

He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

A woman was watching a horror movie. In a grisly scene in the movie she sees a woman get decapitated and screams in the theatre hall. One in the audience commented : "Geez, she didn't need to lose her head over that!

11-01-2014, 12:47 AM	#11
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 46	Re: Punography A man named Hood was a healthy and full of life. In later life, when an undertaker offered him his services, he quipped: "He is trying to urn a lively Hood." The glutton commented after wolfing down a doughnut: "I can't believe I ate the hole thing!" The woman who got a speeding ticket on her way home said: "It was a fine trip!" He became a math teacher due to some prime factors. A woman was watching a horror movie. In a grisly scene in the movie she sees a woman get decapitated and screams in the theatre hall. One in the audience commented : "Geez, she didn't need to lose her head over that!