Laloo Jokes - Page 3

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:37 AM

Laloo Yadav suspects Rabri Devi of cheating on him. He thinks : "I have been so busy in politics. I hardly get any time make love. How come we have so many children. Rabri must be making it out with others. "So he goes unexpectedly to his bungalow one afternoon and sure enough he opens the door to find Rabri Devi in the arms of his chowkidaar. Well, Laloo sure is angry. He takes out the gun from the pocket in his kurta. But as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and points to his head, ready to pull the trigger. Rabri yells "Nahin! aisa gazab mat karo! (No don't do this) Laloo replies "Chup kar kal-muhi agli goli ka shikar tu hogee!" (shut-up you are taking the next bullet)

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Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech " I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:39 AM

lalu as chanawaala....

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:39 AM

lalu as police officer.

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:40 AM

lalu as business man

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:40 AM

lalu as villager.

Awara · 20-12-2012, 09:40 AM

lalu as coolie no. 1

anjana · 21-12-2012, 03:54 PM

अछि वाट लगा रहे हो भाई

20-12-2012, 09:37 AM	#21
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Laloo Jokes Laloo Yadav suspects Rabri Devi of cheating on him. He thinks : "I have been so busy in politics. I hardly get any time make love. How come we have so many children. Rabri must be making it out with others. "So he goes unexpectedly to his bungalow one afternoon and sure enough he opens the door to find Rabri Devi in the arms of his chowkidaar. Well, Laloo sure is angry. He takes out the gun from the pocket in his kurta. But as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and points to his head, ready to pull the trigger. Rabri yells "Nahin! aisa gazab mat karo! (No don't do this) Laloo replies "Chup kar kal-muhi agli goli ka shikar tu hogee!" (shut-up you are taking the next bullet) ****************************************** Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech " I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"

20-12-2012, 09:39 AM	#23
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20-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#24
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20-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#25
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20-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#26
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21-12-2012, 03:54 PM	#27
anjana Special Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,042 Rep Power: 22	Re: Laloo Jokes अछि वाट लगा रहे हो भाई