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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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