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That reminds me about the statistician who stated that if you put your head in an oven and your feet in a refrigerator, on an average you should be quite comfortable.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? |
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There are three groups of bald men. 1)Those who are are bald in the front. They think. 2) Those who are bald at the back. They are ****. 3) Those who are bald in the front and at the back. They think they are ****. |
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Here are some more one liiners
I received this from a friend by email with subject "Punography" · I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. · I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. · A dyslexic man walks into a bra. · PMS jokes aren't funny, period. · Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. · I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. · Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. · What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. · Broken pencils are pointless. · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. · All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on. · I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. · Velcro - what a rip off! · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. · Venison for dinner? Oh deer! · Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault. · I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. |
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