Witticisms - Page 2

internetpremi · 21-01-2014, 10:18 PM

Sir George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright (1856-1950)

“The 100% American is 99% idiot.”

“A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.”

“England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

“If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.”

“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

internetpremi · 21-01-2014, 10:19 PM

Mark Twain, American writer (1835-1910)

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

internetpremi · 21-01-2014, 10:19 PM

American writer Gore Vidal

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail”

“A good deed never goes unpunished”

21-01-2014, 10:18 PM	#11
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 46	Re: Witticisms Sir George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright (1856-1950) “The 100% American is 99% idiot.” “A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.” “England and America are two countries separated by a common language. “If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.” “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

21-01-2014, 10:19 PM	#12
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 46	Re: Witticisms Mark Twain, American writer (1835-1910) “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” “The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

21-01-2014, 10:19 PM	#13
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 46	Re: Witticisms American writer Gore Vidal “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail” “A good deed never goes unpunished”