Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र

[ABHAY]

Originally Posted by sagar -

तेजी जी हिंदी में लिखती तो अच्छा होता हम अनपड़ लोग भी पढ लेते ....

बैसे सब तो ठीक है मगर हिंदी में रहता हो जो लोग इंग्लिश नहीं जानते है उन्हें पढ़ने में आसानी होती बहना इन सब बातों पे ध्यान दिया करो !

[khalid]

Originally Posted by sagar -

तेजी जी हिंदी में लिखती तो अच्छा होता हम अनपड़ लोग भी पढ लेते ....

सागर भाई जैसे थ्रेड के नाम से पता चलता हैँ ईमेल का कोपी कर के पोस्ट करना होता हैँ इसलिए इंगलिस मेँ हैँ

[VIDROHI NAYAK]

Originally Posted by khalid1741

सागर भाई जैसे थ्रेड के नाम से पता चलता हैँ ईमेल का कोपी कर के पोस्ट करना होता हैँ इसलिए इंगलिस मेँ हैँ

हाँ सही कहा ! हर अनुवाद सही नहीं ही होता है ! कुछ अनुवाद तो रोचकता ही समाप्त कर देते हैं !

[Bholu]

Originally Posted by teji

नए ज़माने की abcd


a: Apple

b: Bluetooth

c: Chat

d: Download

e: Email

f: Facebook

g: Google

h: Hp

i: Iphone

j: Java

k: Kingston

l: Laptop

m: Messenger

n: Nero

o: Orkut

p: Picassa

q: Quickheal

r: Ram

s: Server

t: Twitter

u: Usb

w: Wifi

v: Vista

x: Xp

y: Youtube

z: Zorpia


चंगी बात ये है की अभी भी a फॉर apple ही है.

क्या नेट की
abcd
बताई

[sagar -]

Originally Posted by the bholu

क्या नेट की
abcd
बताई

नही ये चटनी के मुरब्बे के ऐ बी सी डी हे

[Bholu]

Originally Posted by sagar -

नही ये चटनी के मुरब्बे के ऐ बी सी डी हे

कौन सी चटनी मीठी बाली या खट्टी बाली

[teji]

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going toThe store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"


My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"


My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"


My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

[teji]

Now this is called Performance Pressure.........


Poultry farm ke malik ne Sari Murgiyon ko Order diya




"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik bola "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"

[teji]

[teji]