Poetic Jokes

[gaurav]

☻roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


☻roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...


☻Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................


☻Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!


☻The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


☻The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !


☻They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?



☻when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!


☻KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me


COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...


AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.


☻MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.


☻I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.


LOVE ME
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!


FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!


EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.


LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel


DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!


HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me


ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.


TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!


2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than **** and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true


FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.


4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be


STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!


DONT MESS WITH ME
here's my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i'll kick ur ass




MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!


LUV U
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.


they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than **** and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2

U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.

u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it!




DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor




KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!




HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?


BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.



UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier


STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you


BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.


LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif


FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender


SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this


STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!


FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found

[shilpa]

I can't stop my myself from laughing.. great jokes.. thanks for sharing.