Share Santa and Banta Jokes - Page 10

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:46 AM

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:47 AM

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender gives him a drink.

Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender again gives him a drink.

Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.

Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?

Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:51 AM

Santa: Why didn't you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?

Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:54 AM

Laloo was writing something very slowly.

Santa: Why are you writing so slowly?

Laloo: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:55 AM

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

Madhu · 10-07-2010, 08:57 AM

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

saurav · 27-08-2010, 10:58 PM

Santa goes for a movie…

Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to

Santa: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."

Santa answers: "I do not believe that."

They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film.

It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.

Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time."

Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."

shwetamishra · 01-11-2012, 07:06 PM

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:58 PM

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:59 PM

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

01-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#98
shwetamishra Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

26-11-2012, 07:58 PM	#99
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

26-11-2012, 07:59 PM	#100
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

10-07-2010, 08:46 AM	#91
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married. Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage? Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th

10-07-2010, 08:47 AM	#92
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start. Bartender gives him a drink. Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start. Bartender again gives him a drink. Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star. Bartender: When on earth the fight will start? Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

10-07-2010, 08:51 AM	#93
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Santa: Why didn't you marry? Banta: I was searching for an ideal match. Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl? Banta: I found one. Santa: Then? Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

10-07-2010, 08:54 AM	#94
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Laloo was writing something very slowly. Santa: Why are you writing so slowly? Laloo: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.

10-07-2010, 08:55 AM	#95
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”? Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

10-07-2010, 08:57 AM	#96
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

27-08-2010, 10:58 PM	#97
saurav Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	Santa goes for a movie… Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to Santa: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus." Santa answers: "I do not believe that." They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema. Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time." Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."