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Old 13-01-2015, 06:41 PM   #10111
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पिता (बेटे से) : आज तुम्हारा हिस्ट्री का पेपर था न? कैसा गया?
बेटा : बहुत ही बेकार।
पिता : क्यों? क्या तुमने पहले से तैयारी नहीं की थी?
बेटा : तैयारी तो बहुत की थी, लेकिन मैं क्या करता, उसमें मेरे जन्म से पहले के ही सवाल थे।
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नीलू : तुम्हारी बेटी की सगाई को दो साल हो गए हैं फिर शादी में इतनी देर क्यों कर रही हो?
संगीता : क्या बताऊं बहन, लड़का वकील है, जैसे ही शादी की तारीख आती है, वह कोई बहाना बनाकर आगे की तारीख मांग लेता है।
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Old 13-01-2015, 06:41 PM   #10113
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टीचर : 1869 में क्या हुआ था?
गोलू : गांधी जी का जन्म।
टीचर : गुड। बैठ जाओ।
टीचर (मोनू से) : बताओ 1872 में क्या हुआ था?
मोनू : जी, गांधी जी तीन साल के हो गए थे।
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Old 13-01-2015, 06:42 PM   #10114
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पिंकी (स्वीटी से) : ऐसा क्यों कहते हैं कि पति और पतंग में कोई खास फर्क नहीं होता?
स्वीटी : क्योंकि दोनों को जरा भी ढील दोे तो उड़ने लगते हैं!
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Old 13-01-2015, 06:42 PM   #10115
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एक पायलट ने प्लेन में ही शराब पी ली। फिर अचानक से कॉकपिट से बाहर आया और
जोर से चिल्लाया, ‘किसी को पता है इसे कैसे उड़ाते हैं?’
सभी यात्री डर के मारे चौंक गए। तभी एयरहोस्टेस आई और पायलट के हाथ से पतंग छीन ली!
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Old 13-01-2015, 06:50 PM   #10116
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बीवीअपने पति से झगड़ा कर रही थी। पति ने तंग आकर सास को मैसेज किया, 'आप का प्रोडक्ट मेरे मुताबिक नहीं है। मैं इसे लौटाकर आपसे एक्सचेंज की डिमांड करता हूं।'
थोड़ी देर बार सास का जवाब आया, 'वारंटी खत्म हो चुकी है। रिफंड या एक्सचेंज की ऐसी कोई पॉलिसी नहीं है। प्रोडक्ट की परफॉर्मेंस अच्छी करने के लिए उसे कुछ दिन आराम दें। कुछ खर्चा करें। और अब वैसे भी कंपनी ने नया प्रोडक्ट बनाना बंद कर दिया है।'
जमाई शॉक्स, सास रॉक्स!
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Old 13-01-2015, 06:50 PM   #10117
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एकबार मंगलू ने अपने सबसे अच्छे दोस्त को घर पर डिनर के लिए न्यौता दिया। उसने अपने दोस्त को शाम सात बजे का समय दिया लेकिन इस बारे में बीवी को नहीं बताया। शाम को जब दोस्त आया तो उसे देखते ही बीवी ने चिल्लाना शुरू कर दिया।
बीवी: मेरेबाल देखो, मैंने मेकअप भी नहीं किया। घर की हालत देखो, मैं अभी तक नाईट सूट में हूं और मैं आज रात खाना नहीं बना सकती। क्या सोच के तुमने अपने दोस्त को बुला लिया, जरा भी अक्ल नहीं है तुम्हें...
मंगलू: अरेजानू वो शादी करने की सोच रहा था और मैंने उसे एक डेमो देने का वादा किया था!
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Old 13-01-2015, 08:50 PM   #10118
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विदेशी फिल्मों के नाम
ओशन्स 11
ओशन्स 12
ओशन्स 13

बॉलिवुड फिल्मों के नाम
कोई मिल गया
कृष
कृष 3

साउथ इंडियन फिल्मों के नाम
जीने नहीं दूंगा
अगले जन्म में भी नहीं जीने दूंगा
पैदा ही नहीं होने दूंगा
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पिंकी (स्वीटी से) : ऐसा क्यों कहते हैं कि पति और पतंग में कोई खास फर्क नहीं होता?
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उत्तरायण के दिनों मे पतंग के चुटकुले पेश करने के लिए धन्यवाद!
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