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Boy : Hii jaan...(Sending Failed) Girl : r u there?? Boy: Yes..I Am Here...(Sending Failed) Girl : R u Ignorng Me Or What ?? Boy : Honey I Am Not..I Am Ryt Here..(Sending Failed) Girl: Its Over..Dnt U Ever Talk To Me Again !! Boy: Damn ! Oye kameenee,.. Go To Hell..(Message Sent).........!!!! |
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Once Mallya Had Piles Of Cash..
Now The Cash Is Gone.. Only Piles Are Left.. So. . Kingfisher's Re-Spelt As King-Fissure..! |
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1.What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?
Einstein said that everything is relative whereas Karunanidhi says that relative is everything 2.Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics? Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country 3. Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is. 4. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent. 5. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it’s a solution. 6. A documentary on Air India’s planes – Saare Zameen Par. |
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santa met a lady in england
santa - what is your name? lady- my name is carmen cuz i love car n men lady- what is your sirname santa- my name is darumeat |
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