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Old 22-03-2015, 08:28 PM   #10511
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लड़का यदि गुलाब से लड़की का चेहरा टच करता है तो अलग-अलग भाषाओं में लड़कियां कुछ ऐसा जवाब देंगी।

इंग्लिश में : डार्लिंग, यू आर सो नॉटी।

हिन्दी में : मत करो जान।

पंजाबी में : तुसी बड़े रोमांटिक हो जी।

भोजपुरी : अखिया में भोंक देबे का रे!
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:29 PM   #10512
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बांग्लादेशियों को शायद यह पता नहीं था कि हमारे यहां 302 में तो फांसी हो जाती है।

हम भारतीय क्वॉर्टर फाइनल हार ही नहीं सकते, क्योंकि हमें जहां 'क्वॉर्टर' मिल जाए फाइनल करके ही आते हैं।
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:30 PM   #10513
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धोनी : वाह रे मेरे शेर, परसों क्या खेला तूने!

रोहित शर्मा : हां यार, दरअसल मुझे गुस्सा आ रहा था।

धोनी : किस बात का गुस्सा?

रोहित : शकीब अल हसन मुझसे आके पूछ रहा था कि तू अनुष्का शर्मा का भाई है क्या।
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:31 PM   #10514
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बच्चा (सुबह उठकर): मां! मैंने कल रात को एक सपना देखा। मैंने देखा कि मेरा एक पैर ज़मीन पर है और एक आसमान में।

मां: नालायक! ऐसे सपने मत देखा कर। एक ही कच्छा साबुत है तेरे पास वो भी फाड़ेगा क्या?
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:38 PM   #10515
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शुक्र है वॉट्सऐप हिंदी में नहीं आता...

वर्ना Last seen- 'अंतिम दर्शन' कहलाता।
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:40 PM   #10516
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ट्रेन में एक पैसेंजर ने अटेंडेट को 100 रुपए देते हुए कहा : थोड़ा और आईस ले आ, एक लास्ट पेग लेना है।

अटेंडेंट : सर, आईस अब नहीं मिल पाएगा।

पैसेंजर : क्यों?

अटेंडेंट : क्योंकि, डेड बॉडी लास्ट स्टेशन पर उतार ली गई है।
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Old 22-03-2015, 08:41 PM   #10517
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एक हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया।

मां : काईकू रोरा ?

बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू

मां : काईकू मारी चुड़ैल तेरेकू ?

बेटा : मैं मुर्गी बोला उसकू

मां : अरे काईकू ऐसा बोला रे ?

बेटा : काईकू बोले तो ? हर ईक्जामा में आंडा देरी मेरेकू.
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Old 22-03-2015, 10:43 PM   #10518
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जो मांगोगे मिलेगा - दिल, धड़कन, जिगर, आंखें, मोहब्बतें, मन, जान। बस जुदाई नहीं मिल सकती क्योंकि उसकी डीवीडी मेरे पास नहीं है!
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धोनी के आउट होने पर बांग्लादेशी ऐसे खुश थे जैसे नीचे से पत्थर मारकर मंगलयान का कैमरा तोड़ दिया हो।
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जिंदगी में इंसान को सबसे ज्यादा बुरा कब लगता है? जब पेट्रोल पंप पर 20 रुपए का पेट्रोल भरवाने जाएं और उसी वक्त कोई खूबसूरत लड़की आ जाए और तभी पेट्रोल भरने वाला दो-तीन बार पूछे, 'भाई कितने का डालूं?'
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