Humour Unlimited - Page 111

Awara · 09-02-2013, 08:54 AM

A dictionary for software engineers

Alpha: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

Beta: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.

Help: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything.

User-Friendly: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer.

- Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

- Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

- Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.

abhisays · 23-04-2013, 01:29 AM

abhisays · 07-06-2013, 12:43 AM

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai
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Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
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Ladka smart hona chahiye.....ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai..
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Laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye.....SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!
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Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
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Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...Caring toh nurse b hai!
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Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
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Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
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Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
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Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
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Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
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Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa .... Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he
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Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai
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Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye...Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
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Ladki sweeet honi chaiye....tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain
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Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye...Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai..

Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai..
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Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
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Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai..
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Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai
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Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai

abhisays · 07-06-2013, 12:44 AM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:17 PM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:17 PM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:18 PM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:18 PM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:18 PM

Awara · 08-06-2013, 09:19 PM

09-02-2013, 08:54 AM	#1101
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A dictionary for software engineers Alpha: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work." Beta: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work." Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg. Help: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything. User-Friendly: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer. - Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. - Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. - Expert Users: People who break other people's computers. __________________ With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

07-06-2013, 12:43 AM	#1103
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai . Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h... . Ladka smart hona chahiye.....ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.. . Laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye.....SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!! . Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai... . Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...Caring toh nurse b hai! . Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai . Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !! . Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai . Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai . Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai . Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa .... Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he . Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai . Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye...Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !! . Ladki sweeet honi chaiye....tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain . Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye...Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai.. Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai.. . Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai . Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai.. . Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai . Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

07-06-2013, 12:44 AM	#1104
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

08-06-2013, 09:17 PM	#1105
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

08-06-2013, 09:17 PM	#1106
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08-06-2013, 09:18 PM	#1107
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08-06-2013, 09:18 PM	#1108
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

08-06-2013, 09:18 PM	#1109
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08-06-2013, 09:19 PM	#1110
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.