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26-11-2012, 07:02 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai |
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26-11-2012, 07:02 PM
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata |
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26-11-2012, 07:02 PM
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm? |
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26-11-2012, 07:03 PM
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. |
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26-11-2012, 07:03 PM
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu! |
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26-11-2012, 07:04 PM
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? |
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26-11-2012, 07:04 PM
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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab! |
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26-11-2012, 07:04 PM
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Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light". |
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26-11-2012, 07:04 PM
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Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... |
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26-11-2012, 07:04 PM
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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. |
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