Humour Unlimited - Page 12

abhisays · 01-09-2011, 08:55 PM

Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version:

Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall

Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila Hai.
Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela Hai.
Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela Hai..

Anna Hazare Comments

"To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!!

Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!!

Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela Hai..?"

abhisays · 01-09-2011, 09:08 PM

Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh and Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note and says, "I made one poor Indian happy " Digvijay Singh drops two 50 Rs Note & says " I made two poor Indians happy "Chidambaram drops hundred 1 Rs coin & says " I made 100 poor Indians happy "hearing this, pilot says " I will drop 3 of u down, & make all 125 CRORE Indians happy forever.....!!!!!!!".

Pilot was ANNA HAZZARE.....
Jai hind..!!!!.

abhisays · 03-09-2011, 11:34 AM

Different ages and thinking

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.
Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It’s becoming difficult to manage my son.
I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.
Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.
I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years
My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the first stage.

YUVRAJ · 03-09-2011, 11:40 AM

@abhisays; very well said...

YUVRAJ · 03-09-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abhisays

Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version:

Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall

Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila Hai.
Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela Hai.
Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela Hai..

Anna Hazare Comments

"To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!!

Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!!

Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela Hai..?"

malethia · 03-09-2011, 11:57 PM

3 Apples changed the world:
1st one seduced Eve,
2nd awakened Newton
and
the 3rd one Apple iphone.

malethia · 04-09-2011, 07:52 AM

We know TAJ MAHAL as a Symbol of Love.
But the other lesser known facts :

1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wives.
2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaj's husband 2 marry her.
3. Mumtaj died in her 14th delivery.......
4. He then married Mumtaj's sister.

malethia · 04-09-2011, 07:58 AM

Question arises
WHAT IS LOVE ??

See this and you will understand:
As a Bachelor :-

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!!!!!!!!!

As a Lover :-

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar,
wohSHAADI nahi karti!!!!!!!

As a married one :-

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi MARTI!!!!!!!!

After 5 years of Marriage :-

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe to meinZINDA dafnaunga!!!!!!!!!!!

ndhebar · 06-09-2011, 01:02 PM

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

ndhebar · 06-09-2011, 01:04 PM

Searching these keywords on Google
'How to tackle wife?'
Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.

01-09-2011, 08:55 PM	#111
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version: *Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall* Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila Hai. Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela Hai. Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela Hai.. Anna Hazare Comments "To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!! Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!! Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela Hai..?" __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

01-09-2011, 09:08 PM	#112
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh and Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note and says, "I made one poor Indian happy " Digvijay Singh drops two 50 Rs Note & says " I made two poor Indians happy "Chidambaram drops hundred 1 Rs coin & says " I made 100 poor Indians happy "hearing this, pilot says " I will drop 3 of u down, & make all 125 CRORE Indians happy forever.....!!!!!!!". Pilot was ANNA HAZZARE..... Jai hind..!!!!. __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-09-2011, 11:34 AM	#113
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Different ages and thinking At 4 Years My daddy is great. At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody. At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young . At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times. At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky. At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him. At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything. At 30 Years It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young. At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same. At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up. At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son. At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique. At 60 Years My daddy is great. Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the first stage. __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-09-2011, 11:40 AM	#114
YUVRAJ Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: ♕★ ★ ★ ★ ★♕ Posts: 2,316 Rep Power: 28	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan @abhisays; very well said...

03-09-2011, 11:57 PM	#116
malethia Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,570 Rep Power: 43	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan 3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.

04-09-2011, 07:52 AM	#117
malethia Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,570 Rep Power: 43	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan We know TAJ MAHAL as a Symbol of Love. But the other lesser known facts : 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wives. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaj's husband 2 marry her. 3. Mumtaj died in her 14th delivery....... 4. He then married Mumtaj's sister.

04-09-2011, 07:58 AM	#118
malethia Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,570 Rep Power: 43	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Question arises WHAT IS LOVE ?? See this and you will understand: As a Bachelor :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi milti!!!!!!!!! As a Lover :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar, wohSHAADI nahi karti!!!!!!! As a married one :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi MARTI!!!!!!!! After 5 years of Marriage :- Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to meinZINDA dafnaunga!!!!!!!!!!!

06-09-2011, 01:02 PM	#119
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 50	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल

06-09-2011, 01:04 PM	#120
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 50	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'. __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल