Mullah Nasruddin Jokes - Page 12

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:45 AM

Mulla Nasrudin kept begging the noted pianist to play. "Well, all right, since you insist," he said.
"What shall I play?" "ANYTHING YOU LIKE," said Nasrudin. "IT'S ONLY TO ANNOY THE
NEIGHBOURS."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:46 AM

Mulla Nasrudin's wife used to give the Mulla a regular inspection every night when he came
home. Every hair she discovered on his coat would be cause for a terrible scene. One evening,
when she didn't find a single hair, she screamed at him, "NOW YOU ARE EVEN RUNNING AFTER
BALD-HEADED WOMEN."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:46 AM

Mulla Nasrudin was introduced as the man who had just made $800,000 in an oil deal in
Oklahoma. In response, the Mulla said, "IT WAS NOT AN OIL DEAL, IT WAS A REAL ESTATE
DEAL. IT WAS NOT IN OKLAHOMA, BUT IN VIRGINIA. I AM SORRY, BUT THE MAN HAD HIS
FIGURES MIXED UP. IT WAS NOT $800,000, BUT $800. AND BESIDES THAT, IT WAS NOT A
PROFIT, BUT A LOSS. AND, IN THE END, IF YOU DON'T MIND, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT I AM
NOT THE MAN CONCERNED, SIR."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:46 AM

Mulla Nasrudin, the landlord of a rather rundown rooming house, had led a prospective tenant
to a third-floor room with badly spotted wall paper. Nasrudin: "The last man who lived in this
room was an inventor he invented some sort of explosive." Prospect: "Oh, these spots on the
walls are chemicals?" Nasrudin: "NO, THE INVENTOR."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:46 AM

Mulla Nasrudin was called in the election bribery case. "You say," asked the judge, "that you
were given $10 to vote for the Democrats, and you got another $10 to vote for the
republicans?" "Yes, Sir, Your Honour," said the Mulla. "And how did you vote?" asked the judge.
"YOUR HONOUR," said Nasrudin, "I VOTED ACCORDING TO MY CONSCIENCE."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:46 AM

Mulla Nasrudin's wife was upset and was confiding in her maid. "Do you know," she said, "I
suspect my husband is having an affair with the cook." "OH," cried the maid. "YOU CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT. YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME JEALOUS."

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:47 AM

"You sure do look downhearted, Mulla? What's the matter?" asked a friend. "It's my future that
worries me," said Nasrudin. "What makes your future so black?" the friend asked. "MY PAST,"
replied Nasrudin.

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:47 AM

"Oh, what a funny-looking cow," the young city-girl said to Mulla Nasrudin. "There are many
reasons," said Nasrudin, "why a cow does not have horns. Some do not grow them until late in
life. Others are dehorned. Some breeds are not supposed to have horns. AND, THIS
PARTICULAR COW DOES NOT HAVE HORNS BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE!"

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:47 AM

Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, "What can I
do to relieve the pain?" "I will tell you what I do," his friend said. "When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes
me until finally I forget all about the pain." Nasrudin brightened up and said: "GEE, THAT'S
WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?"

anjaan · 06-11-2012, 06:48 AM

A well-known dead-beat caught Mulla Nasrudin on the street one day before the Mulla could
duck. "I am really in a jam and need money," he said to the Mulla," and I have not any idea
where I am going to get some." "I AM SURE GLAD TO HEAR THAT," said Nasrudin. "I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAVE THE MISTAKEN IDEA YOU COULD BORROW SOME FROM ME."

06-11-2012, 06:45 AM	#111
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin kept begging the noted pianist to play. "Well, all right, since you insist," he said. "What shall I play?" "ANYTHING YOU LIKE," said Nasrudin. "IT'S ONLY TO ANNOY THE NEIGHBOURS."

06-11-2012, 06:46 AM	#112
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin's wife used to give the Mulla a regular inspection every night when he came home. Every hair she discovered on his coat would be cause for a terrible scene. One evening, when she didn't find a single hair, she screamed at him, "NOW YOU ARE EVEN RUNNING AFTER BALD-HEADED WOMEN."

06-11-2012, 06:46 AM	#113
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin was introduced as the man who had just made $800,000 in an oil deal in Oklahoma. In response, the Mulla said, "IT WAS NOT AN OIL DEAL, IT WAS A REAL ESTATE DEAL. IT WAS NOT IN OKLAHOMA, BUT IN VIRGINIA. I AM SORRY, BUT THE MAN HAD HIS FIGURES MIXED UP. IT WAS NOT $800,000, BUT $800. AND BESIDES THAT, IT WAS NOT A PROFIT, BUT A LOSS. AND, IN THE END, IF YOU DON'T MIND, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT I AM NOT THE MAN CONCERNED, SIR."

06-11-2012, 06:46 AM	#114
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin, the landlord of a rather rundown rooming house, had led a prospective tenant to a third-floor room with badly spotted wall paper. Nasrudin: "The last man who lived in this room was an inventor he invented some sort of explosive." Prospect: "Oh, these spots on the walls are chemicals?" Nasrudin: "NO, THE INVENTOR."

06-11-2012, 06:46 AM	#115
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin was called in the election bribery case. "You say," asked the judge, "that you were given $10 to vote for the Democrats, and you got another $10 to vote for the republicans?" "Yes, Sir, Your Honour," said the Mulla. "And how did you vote?" asked the judge. "YOUR HONOUR," said Nasrudin, "I VOTED ACCORDING TO MY CONSCIENCE."

06-11-2012, 06:46 AM	#116
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin's wife was upset and was confiding in her maid. "Do you know," she said, "I suspect my husband is having an affair with the cook." "OH," cried the maid. "YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME JEALOUS."

06-11-2012, 06:47 AM	#117
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes "You sure do look downhearted, Mulla? What's the matter?" asked a friend. "It's my future that worries me," said Nasrudin. "What makes your future so black?" the friend asked. "MY PAST," replied Nasrudin.

06-11-2012, 06:47 AM	#118
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes "Oh, what a funny-looking cow," the young city-girl said to Mulla Nasrudin. "There are many reasons," said Nasrudin, "why a cow does not have horns. Some do not grow them until late in life. Others are dehorned. Some breeds are not supposed to have horns. AND, THIS PARTICULAR COW DOES NOT HAVE HORNS BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE!"

06-11-2012, 06:47 AM	#119
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, "What can I do to relieve the pain?" "I will tell you what I do," his friend said. "When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain." Nasrudin brightened up and said: "GEE, THAT'S WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?"

06-11-2012, 06:48 AM	#120
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: Mullah Nasruddin Jokes A well-known dead-beat caught Mulla Nasrudin on the street one day before the Mulla could duck. "I am really in a jam and need money," he said to the Mulla," and I have not any idea where I am going to get some." "I AM SURE GLAD TO HEAR THAT," said Nasrudin. "I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAVE THE MISTAKEN IDEA YOU COULD BORROW SOME FROM ME."