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23-12-2014, 07:38 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Madhya Pradesh CM Shivraj Sinh Patil's air plane stuck on runway and they called on duty police officer to push the plane.   Finally, they change the direction of plane. 
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23-12-2014, 07:39 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Pappu rings a technical support:
My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok ,Double click on "My computer" Pappu: I can't see ur computer Officer:No no, click on "My computer" on ur computer Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer? Officer: listen , There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer Ok ,double click on it Pappu: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..? Officer: Double click on ur computer Pappu: On which Icon i've to click Officer: "My Computer" Pappu: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on ur "Computer."???? |
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23-12-2014, 07:40 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Crazy whatsapp status.....!!
Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!! Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise?? Someone is always 'Available'. How free Are you?? From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know! That's why you're on my list! Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service? Someone says, "Can't talk. WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function Someone is 'at da movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns that theater or sells popcorn there.. |
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23-12-2014, 07:40 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro rahi thi.
Ek Engineer ne rone ki wajah puchi, Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nhi hain. Engineer ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa le lo.. Aur Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena, Baqi paise mujhe wapis de do. Aurat thori der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi.. Baki 650rs Engg. ko wapis kar diye. Engg. khush hua aur sochne laga k.. Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati.. Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bache ko dawa mil gai aur... . . . . . . mera nakli note bhi chal gaya..!! |
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23-12-2014, 07:43 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . . . . . Husband: Great! then…. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! |
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23-12-2014, 07:43 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Interviewer : What are your expectations?
Me : Job.. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary.. |
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23-12-2014, 07:45 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Delhi girl: I would never marry a Gujju boy...they are so egoistic
Gujju boy with an awesome reply: Jo Baka Gujarati ladke ke ego ke saath nahi khelne ka Ek ko naukri nahi mili to Reliance khadi kar di.. aur dusre ko Visa nahi mila to puri Sarkar palat dali... |
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23-12-2014, 04:07 PM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Quote:
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04-01-2015, 10:57 PM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Abhishek ji, you have been doing a splendid job on this side of the Forum and I thought you were busy elsewhere. What a pity. I have enjoyed these jokes.
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04-01-2015, 10:59 PM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Family Planning Rewarded
God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme… during the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India: He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce! Indira Gandhi was next and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW. Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment… Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) were going around in their new cars and they saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what went wrong; they asked him why God hadn't been merciful on him.… The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!! Some idiots had told him that I am the father of the whole Indian nation!"
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