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Old 05-07-2017, 09:40 PM   #13251
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पति :-- अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप कराओ इसे !
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पत्नी (गुस्से में):-- मैं काम करूँ या बच्चे सम्भालूँ !
मैं इसे दहेज़ में नहीं लायी थी,
खुद ही चुप करा लो !
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पति :-- फिर रोने दे !
मैं कौनसा इसे बारात में लेकर आया था
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Old 05-07-2017, 10:51 PM   #13252
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एक औरत कांच की दुकान में कुछ गिफ्ट खरीदने गयी
पर एक घंटे तक 100 चीज़े नापसंद करने के बाद बोली
"भैया कुछ ऐसी चीज़ दिखाओ जिसको चाह कर भी तोड़ न सके?"
दुकानदार: "बहन जी वो तो आपका मुँह ही है"
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Old 05-07-2017, 11:01 PM   #13253
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मैडम बच्चों सेः जो मेरे सवाल का जवाब देगा उसे मैं जल्दी घर जाने दूंगी।

पप्पू ने तुरंत अपना बैग बाहर फेंक दिया।

मैडमः ये बैग किसने फेंका?

पप्पूः मैंनै फेंका, अब घर जाने दो।
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:08 PM   #13254
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आज कल के बच्चे तो मैडम को भी whatsapp पे add कर लेते है...




और एक हम थे जो मैडम बाज़ार में भी दिख जाती थी तो माँ के पीछे छिप जाते थे..
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रिपोर्टर ने ज़ख्मी आदमी से: जब बम गिरा तो क्या अचानक फटा?

जख्मी आदमी (गुस्से में): नहीं, अचानक नहीं फटा। बम जी रेंगते हुए मेरे पास आए और बोले कि मैं बम हूं। फट लूं क्या?

रिपोर्टर: फिर क्या हुआ?

जख्मी आदमी: मैंने कहा, अब आ ही गए हो तो फट लो। इसके बाद वह तेज से बोले फच्चाक!
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:22 PM   #13256
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कुछ तो पढ़ी लिखी होगी गर्मी …. वरना इतनी डिग्रीयाँ लेकर कौन घूमता है ?
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:23 PM   #13257
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दुकानदार : कैसा सूट दिखाऊँ ?
महिला : पड़ोसन तड़प – तड़प कर दम तोड़ दे ऐसा ……
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:24 PM   #13258
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सोनू निगम : सुबह -सुबह मेरी नींद आज़ान से खुलती है
पाकिस्तानी : खुशनसीब हो भाई जान , हमारी तो बम धमाके से खुलती है
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:25 PM   #13259
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सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रेजी में फल मांग रही थी ये बोलकर – “Give me some destroyed husband”
एक घंटा लगा यह समझने में कि वह “नाशपति ” मांग रही थी।
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:26 PM   #13260
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  • आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी..
    आलिया : 2 BHK का क्या भाव है ?
    दुकानदार: ये रेडीमेड कपड़ों की दुकान है..
    आलिया : लेकिन बाहर तो लिखा है “Flat 70% Off”..दुकानदार कोमा में है।
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