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Old 07-07-2017, 11:55 PM   #13331
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  • 1980 में Bank of india बैंक ने धीरुभाई अँबानी को लोन देने से इन्कार कर दिया था..
    पर 2010 में मुकेश अँबानी ने वो ही Bank of india खरीदने का ऑफर कर दिया..
    इस दुनिया में कुछ भी असंभव नहीं है..
    परसों AXIS बैंक वालों ने मुझे भी लोन देने से इन्कार कर दिया………देखते हैं……
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:56 PM   #13332
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  • एक आदमी को रोज सपने में काली साड़ी में एक औरत दिखती थी… उसे देखकर वो घबरा जाता था।
    एक दिन उसने हिम्मत करके पूछा – देवी आप कौन है?
    औरत बोली – मैं धन की देवी लक्ष्मी हूँ।
    आदमी – फिर तो आपको गोल्डन कलर का होना चाहिये।
    औरत :- बेटा !! मैं ब्लैक मनी हूँ, स्विस बैंक से आई हूँ
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:57 PM   #13333
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  • एक माँ अपने बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-स्टूडियो लेकर गई.
    फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला:- “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो…इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा !”
    बच्चा बोला:- “ फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर, पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना ! High resolution में pic आनी चाहिए…
    Facebook पे अपलोड करनी है, वरना पैसे नहीं मिलेंगे ….. साला, ‘कबूतर’ निकालेगा…! तेरे बाप ने डाला था कबूतर कैमरे में..?
    फोटोग्राफर:- बेटा कौन से स्कूल में पढते हो?
    बच्चा: आँगन बाड़ी में….
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:57 PM   #13334
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  • एक शराबी छत पे से नीचे गिर गया….
    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??
    शराबी – ” पता नही भाई….. मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:58 PM   #13335
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  • कौन कहता है देश में लड़कियों की तरक़्क़ी नही हुई ??
    पुराना गाना याद है ? . “डफली वाले , डफली बजा” ?? और आज का गाना सुनो ।
    “डीजे वाले बाबू, मेरा गाना बजा दो” !…….. डफली से डीजे तक आ गई लडकी , और लोग कह रहे तरक़्क़ी नही हुई.
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  • शराबी मरने ही वाला था कि उसके सामने शिव भगवान प्रकट हुए…
    .शिव जी: तुम्हारी कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो, तो बताओ.
    शराबी: प्रभु अगले जन्म में दांत चाहे एक ही देना, पर लीवर पूरे 32 देना….
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  • शराब के बार के सामने एक छोटा सा तालाब था। झमाझम बारिश हो रही थी और उस बारिश में पूरा भीगा हुआ एक बुजुर्ग आदमी हाथ में एक छड़ी पकड़े था जिससे बँधा धागा तालाब के पानी में डूबा हुआ था।
    एक राहगीर ने उससे पूछा: “क्या कर रहे हो बाबा ?”
    बुजुर्ग: “मछली पकड़ रहा हूँ।”
    राहगीर बारिश में भीगे उस बुजुर्ग को देख बहुत दुखी हुआ, बोला: “बाबा, मैं बार में व्हिस्की पीने जा रहा हूँ। आओ तुम्हें भी एक पैग पिलाता हूँ। ऐंसे तो तुम्हे सर्दी लग जायेगी। आओ अंदर चलें।
    बार के गर्म माहौल में बुजुर्ग के साथ व्हिस्की पीते हुए महाशय ने बुजुर्ग से पूछा: “हाँ तो, बाबा, आज कितनी मछलियाँ फँसीं ?”
    बुजुर्ग बोला – तुम आठवीं मछली हो, बेटा!
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Old 08-07-2017, 12:00 AM   #13338
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  • मिस्टर संजू पैंतीस के हो चुके थे, अच्छी-खासी नौकरी करते थे, पर अभी तक अविवाहित थे….
    एक दिन एक दोस्त ने टोक ही दिया – अरे संजू , शादी-वादी करने का इरादा है कि नहीं …
    संजू बोले – कोशिश तो पूरी कर रहा हूँ कि जल्दी ही हो जाए….. अखबारों में विज्ञापन दिया हुआ है, इन्टरनेट पर भी बायोडाटा डाल रखा है …
    दोस्त – तो फिर किसी का जवाब नहीं आया क्या ?
    संजू – आया है न ! बहुत सी बहनों ने अपना बायो-डाटा भेजा है …. बस उन्हीं पर विचार चल रहा है !!
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Old 08-07-2017, 09:57 PM   #13339
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तिवारीजी के यहाँ बेटा पैदा हुआ है नाम रखा....
GST ....गौरी शंकर तिवारी

बड़े होने पर लोग कहेंगे...
SGST....श्री गौरी शंकर तिवारी

उनके शादी के Invitation Card पर उनका नाम छपेगा....
CGST....चिरंजीवी गौरी शंकर तिवारी
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टेलेंट तो मेरे में कूट कूट के भरा है
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फर्क बस इतना है कि थोड़ा बारीक कूट दिया इसलिए नज़र नही आता.....
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