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Old 27-01-2018, 08:08 PM   #13851
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लड़का: कहां जा रही हो ?
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लड़की: आत्महत्या करने
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लड़का : तो इतना मेकअप क्यों किया हुआ है?
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लड़की : अबे गधे ! कल न्यूज पेपर में फोटो आएगी न
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Old 28-01-2018, 07:11 PM   #13852
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टीचर: भगवान राम वनवास के लिए कब निकले थे?

पप्पू: सर 9.15 बजे।

टीचर: ऐसा कैसे कह सकते हो?

पप्पू: सर 'वनवास' को उल्टा कर के पढ़िए। (सवानव)

उसके बाद से टीचर ने पढ़ाना छोड़कर, रामकथा सुनाना शुरू कर दिया।
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Old 28-01-2018, 07:12 PM   #13853
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भोलेनाथ: मांगो वत्स क्या चाहिए?

भक्त : मुझे पत्नी के साथ लड़ने की शक्ति दो, हिम्मत दो, बुद्धि दो प्रभु।

भोलेनाथ: इसको एक तरफ बैठाओ शायद भांग ज्यादा पी गया है।

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Old 28-01-2018, 07:14 PM   #13854
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कद्र कर लो ठंड की, अभी मुफ्त में मिल रही हैं...
दो महीनों बाद रुपये खर्च कर फ्रीज, कूलर और एसी ढूंढोगे।
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Old 29-01-2018, 09:00 PM   #13855
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जो दोस्त कल तक कहता था कि शराब पीना बुरी बात है...
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आज मेरे फौज में भर्ती होने के बाद कहता है, कैंटीन से 2 बॉटल निकलवा दे यार!
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Old 29-01-2018, 09:00 PM   #13856
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किसी शादी में जाओ तो आंटियों से कोसों दूर रहना चाहिए, क्योंकि...
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या तो वे पूछेंगी कि शादी कब कर रहे हो या फिर कहेंगी कि एक आइसक्रीम लाकर दे!
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Old 30-01-2018, 09:13 PM   #13857
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डब्बू – तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई ?

मंगू – क्या बताऊँ यार ! दारू कम पी थी इसलिए !

डब्बू – क्या मतलब ? दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है ?

मंगू – सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढक गया होता. अब चूंकि कम पी थी इसलिए घर की ओर चल पड़ा और रास्ते में एक गड्ढे में गिर गया …. !
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Old 30-01-2018, 09:13 PM   #13858
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पत्नी – एक भिखारी ने मेरी बेइज्जती की है…. !

पति – वो कैसे ?

पत्नी – कल मैंने उसे खाना खिलाया था. आज वह मुझे एक किताब देकर गया है – “स्वादिष्ट खाना कैसे बनाएँ ?”
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अंग्रेजी के प्रोफ़ेसर ने ब्लैकबोर्ड पर एक वाक्य लिखा –

“Woman without her man is nothing”

इसके बाद उन्होंने विद्यार्थियों से इस वाक्य में punctuation marks लगाने को कहा.

एक छात्र ने लिखा – “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

एक छात्रा ने लिखा – “Woman, without her, man is nothing.”
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Old 30-01-2018, 09:19 PM   #13860
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बॉयफ्रेंड – ऐसा करते हैं, हम दोनों कुछ दिन साथ रहकर देखते हैं. अगर हमारे मिजाज़ मिले तो शादी कर लेंगे, और अगर कोई गलती हुई तो अलग हो जायेंगे.

गर्ल फ्रेंड – बहुत अच्छा ! उसके बाद “गलती” किसके पास रहेगी ???
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