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26-11-2012, 08:07 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? |
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26-11-2012, 08:07 PM
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Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu. |
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26-11-2012, 08:08 PM
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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai |
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26-11-2012, 08:08 PM
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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho |
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26-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" |
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26-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then , For 3000 Kgs How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! |
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26-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him. Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA. |
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26-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ... |
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26-11-2012, 08:09 PM
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!! |
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26-11-2012, 08:10 PM
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Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia. . Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di. |
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