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Old 08-03-2018, 05:49 PM   #13991
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दिमाग ही एक ऐसी चीज है जिसे खाया, चाटा और खराब किया जा सकता है...


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यही नहीं, इसमें गोबर और भूसा भी भरा जा सकता है।
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Old 09-03-2018, 06:05 PM   #13992
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सोनू: वह शख्स अकेला ही सबसे लोहा ले रहा है।

मोनू: लेगा ही, वह इस एरिया का अकेला कबाड़ी जो है!
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Old 09-03-2018, 06:06 PM   #13993
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जिस तरह से आजकल हर काम में ओटीपी मांगा जा रहा है...
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कुछ दिन बाद मां भी रोटी मांगने पर 'पहले ओटीपी दे' बोलने लगेगी!
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Old 09-03-2018, 06:07 PM   #13994
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जिस फॉर्म में बीजेपी है, उसे देखकर तो लगता है...
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कि इस बार की ipl भी बीजेपी ही जीतेगी!
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:14 PM   #13995
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सोनू: मेरी जिंदगी में सिर्फ एक बंदी आई है।

मोनू: कौनसी?

सोनू: नोटबंदी!

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Old 10-03-2018, 07:15 PM   #13996
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इतना जल्दी तो भारत पोलियो मुक्त भी नहीं हुआ था...
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जितना जल्दी कांग्रेस मुक्त हो रहा है।
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:17 PM   #13997
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जो दोस्त मुझे रोज कहता था कि भाई तेरे लिए जान हाजिर है...
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आज मोबाइल में पासवर्ड टाइप करते हुए कहा, तू उधर देख!
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Old 11-03-2018, 06:50 PM   #13998
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दुकानदार : मैंने आपको दुकान की एक-एक चप्पल दिखा दी, अब तो एक भी बाकी नहीं है।


महिला : वो लाल वाले डिब्बे में क्या है?

दुकानदार : बहन, तरस खाओ थोड़ा, उसमें मेरा lunch है।
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Old 11-03-2018, 06:53 PM   #13999
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चिंटू: आज तो फेसबुक ने बचा लिया
मिंटू: कैसे ? क्या हुआ ?

चिंटू: आज बीवी का बर्थडे था
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जज : घर में मालिक होते हुए तूने चोरी कैसे की ?

चोर : साहब आपकी नौकरी तो अच्छी है , सैलरी भी अच्छी है , फिर आप ये सब सीख कर क्या करोगे ?
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