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Old 16-11-2018, 01:01 PM   #14271
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टीचर चिंटू से – अच्छा “ये बताओ दुनिया में कितने देश हैं ?”चिंटू ने – “ देश बोले तो एक ही है सर जी … भारत ! ”टीचर चिंटू से – “अच्छा ? तो फिर अमेरिका, फ़्रांस, चीन, कैनेडा, जर्मनी आदि क्या हैं ?”चिंटू – “ये तो सारे के सारे विदेश हैं ना सर जी !!!”
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Old 16-11-2018, 01:03 PM   #14272
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चिंटू – “चोपड़ा अंकल, आप तो चेमिस्ट हैं ना ?”चोपड़ा अंकल – “हाँ बेटा, पर चेमिस्ट नहीं होता उसे केमिस्ट बोलते हैं !”चिंटू – “ओ अच्छा !… थैंक्यू कोपड़ा अंकल !”
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:16 PM   #14273
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ख़ुदा करे के नया साल आपको रास आ जाये
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जिसे आप चाहते हो वो आपके पास आ जाये
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आप इस साल कुंवारे न रहे
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आपका रिश्ता लेकर आपकी सास आ जाये
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नए साल की शुभकामनाएं
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:16 PM   #14274
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क्योंकि कविराज कबीर जी ने कहा है,
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कल करे सो आज कर, आज करे सो अब,
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नेटवर्क बीजी हो जायेगा तो विश करेगा कब?
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इसलिए सभी को एडवांस में हैप्पी नई ईयर
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:16 PM   #14275
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नया साल आ रहा है अगर इस साल
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कोई मिल गई तो ठीक वरना
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1 जनवरी 2019 की सुबह बजरंग दल का
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कर्मठ और झुझारू कार्यकर्ता बन जाऊँगा
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इतिहास गवाह है…
जब भी कोई नया साल आया है तो…
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एक साल से ज्यादा नहीं टिक पाया है….
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:17 PM   #14277
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यारों नया साल शुरू होने वाला है
कोई गलती
गुस्ताखी, या खता हो गई हो तो
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टेंशन मत लेना
माफी मांग लो मैं आज अच्छे मूड में हूँ
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:17 PM   #14278
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तो बंधुओ साल का आखिरी सप्ताह आखिर आ ही गया…
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पिछले साल 1 January के दिन एक आदमी ने मुझे डिनर खिलाया था और उसे साल के दूसरे ही दिन प्रमोशन मिल गया…
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इसी तरह से एक ने मुझे नए साल पे गिफ्ट कार्ड दिया और उसे लॉटरी में एक घर मिला…
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एक ने मुझे शॉपिंग का वाउचर दिया और उसे सिंगापूर और मलेशिया
का फ्री ट्रिप मिला…
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एक दोस्त ने घडी गिफ्ट किया और आज उसका समय इतना अच्छा हो गया के आज वो अमेरिका में अपना रेस्टोरेंट खोल चूका है…
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आप भी इस नए साल अपने लक को इसी तरह दिन दुगुना और रात चौगुनी कर सकते हैं!
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एक ने ह्विस्की की बोतल में रंगीन पानी भर कर शानपत्ती दिखाई
आज बेचारा कबाड़ी के यहां शीशी अलग डक्कन अलग छांट रहा है
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दुसरे ने इग्नोर किया
तो आज वो ढाबे में बर्तन धोता है…
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ज़िन्दगी आपकी,
फैसला आपका
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Old 26-12-2018, 07:18 PM   #14279
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मिका – जानू हम न्यू ईयर के दिन पार्टी करेंगे
प्रेमी – ओह नहीं मेरी बीवी बीमार है
मुझे उसे अस्पताल ले जाना है
प्रेमिका – क्या तुम शादी शुदा हो
तुमने मुझे धोखा दिया
प्रेमी – पर मैंने तो पहले ही बताया था ना
कि मेरे घर एक मुसीबत है |
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पत्नी ज्यादा चूं चपड़ करे तो एक ही इलाज है

अपनी चप्पल उठाओ और ..
पहन कर बाहर चले जाओ।

क्योंकि जो आपके मन में आया उसके लिए ,

बहुत हिम्मत चाहिए।
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