Jokes for young generation - Page 15

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:39 AM

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:39 AM

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

passion bhai class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..

passion bhai – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..

Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple

passion bhai – ok madam…. A for apple.

B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.

H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.

Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya.

Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Malik aalsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hain.

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. c

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:41 AM

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

mannu : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:41 AM

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.

B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

01-12-2012, 09:39 AM	#141
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

01-12-2012, 09:39 AM	#142
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?” Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii… Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo” __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#143
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?” Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#144
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation passion bhai class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. passion bhai – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple passion bhai – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur……….. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#145
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai. Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai. Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai. Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai? Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.” __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#146
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai? Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai… __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#147
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao. Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya. Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#148
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Malik aalsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hain. Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. c __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#149
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi. mannu : Wow, kya baat hai. Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#150
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur……….. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!