Ajit Jokes

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Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega

[raju]

Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajit:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !

[raju]

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
bhi aa jaayegi.

[raju]

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

[raju]

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.

[raju]

Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole
and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale
jayega !!

[raju]

Scene: Ajit is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
Ajit: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
A pause.....
Tum chootti le lo.

[raju]

Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit: Repeater.

[raju]

Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.

[raju]

Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.