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RajuRastogi · 23-03-2010, 04:24 AM

This is so funny.

@Jitendra
Kuch hone se pehle hi warning message. Sahi ja rahe ho.

jitendragarg · 23-03-2010, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RajuRastogi

This is so funny.

@Jitendra
Kuch hone se pehle hi warning message. Sahi ja rahe ho.

Baad me koi kuch galat post kare aur ban ho jaaye, usse accha pehle hi bata do. Sahi hai na.

Madhu · 28-06-2010, 10:55 PM

A good chess player

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

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Madhu · 28-06-2010, 10:57 PM

Hi guys,
read this.............

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Madhu · 28-06-2010, 11:00 PM

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Madhu · 28-06-2010, 11:03 PM

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other ****s little boys up the ass.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Madhu · 28-06-2010, 11:04 PM

Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
A. She doesn't, she eats out!

Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!

Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael's latest release.

Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A. Hugh Grant.

Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A. A microwave stops when you open the door.

Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.

Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off.

Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A. So she can moan with the other.

Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
A. Her dog was blind too.

Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
A. Washed her hands with soap.

Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.

Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A. She didn't keep her mouth shut!

Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Boy's underwear half off.

Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
A. 80% said not again.

Q. What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A. The pool table in the oval office.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A. They both throw a ho down.

Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"

jitendragarg · 02-07-2010, 11:35 AM

ms. madhu, don't forget the title of the thread. it was supposed to be for little johnny jokes only. there is one more joke thread for the jokes which don't fit into any categories. Kindly help us to keep it organised, we don't want it to be messed up like my bedroom.

23-03-2010, 04:24 AM	#11
RajuRastogi Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 77 Rep Power: 15	This is so funny. @Jitendra Kuch hone se pehle hi warning message. Sahi ja rahe ho. __________________ Baba Ranchhod das ki jay.........

28-06-2010, 11:04 PM	#17
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Jokes Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night? A. She doesn't, she eats out! Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it. Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked! Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? A. George Michael's latest release. Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant. Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A. A microwave stops when you open the door. Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? A. When the big hand is on the little hand. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag. Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? A. By rearranging the living-room furniture. Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? A. She screamed her hands off. Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. So she can moan with the other. Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? A. Her dog was blind too. Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? A. Washed her hands with soap. Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A. He was too busy playing the hormonica. Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress? A. She didn't keep her mouth shut! Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? A. Boy's underwear half off. Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?" A. 80% said not again. Q. What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky? A. The pool table in the oval office. Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns. Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common? A. They both throw a ho down. Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy? A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"

02-07-2010, 11:35 AM	#18
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	ms. madhu, don't forget the title of the thread. it was supposed to be for little johnny jokes only. there is one more joke thread for the jokes which don't fit into any categories. Kindly help us to keep it organised, we don't want it to be messed up like my bedroom. __________________

28-06-2010, 10:55 PM	#13
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A good chess player A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five." :

28-06-2010, 10:57 PM	#14
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Hi guys, read this............. Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

28-06-2010, 11:00 PM	#15
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

28-06-2010, 11:03 PM	#16
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other ****s little boys up the ass. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue. Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A. He thought it was a delivery service. Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.