Clean Jokes - Page 2

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:18 AM

Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:19 AM

Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????

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Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:20 AM

A Russian wife goes to police station.

Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.

Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:21 AM

There were two desi lovers: Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide.

Lalu jumped first.

Now it was Rabri's turn.

Rabri closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.

Lalu, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:22 AM

Black Husband: If I die, will you remarry?

Black Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Black Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:23 AM

A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?

Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:23 AM

Laloo and Rabri were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.

Rabri: Shoot him, Shoot him!

Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:24 AM

A young pregnant Blonde woman had given birth in the elevator of an Indian desi hospital. She was embarrassed about it and was weeping.

Sardar Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde girl delivered in the open lawn of this hospital.

The lady burst out crying and said:
"I know..., that was me, too."

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:25 AM

Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Madhu · 16-07-2010, 07:25 AM

Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.

16-07-2010, 07:18 AM	#11
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce. Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally. Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months.

16-07-2010, 07:19 AM	#12
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Neha then what will u get???? .... ..... ...... ...... Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

16-07-2010, 07:20 AM	#13
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?

16-07-2010, 07:21 AM	#14
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	There were two desi lovers: Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide. Lalu jumped first. Now it was Rabri's turn. Rabri closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind. Lalu, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.

16-07-2010, 07:22 AM	#15
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Black Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Black Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Black Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

16-07-2010, 07:23 AM	#16
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much? Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.

16-07-2010, 07:24 AM	#18
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	A young pregnant Blonde woman had given birth in the elevator of an Indian desi hospital. She was embarrassed about it and was weeping. Sardar Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde girl delivered in the open lawn of this hospital. The lady burst out crying and said: "I know..., that was me, too."

16-07-2010, 07:25 AM	#19
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.