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Updated Newton’s New Software Laws
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Bonus: Law 4: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant |
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Re: A software engineer in Hell
मैँने केवल उद्धृत कविता के सन्दर्भ मेँ एक सहज प्रतिक्रिया व्यक्त की थी । उस कविता के दर्द को बाँटने की कोशिश की थी । उसके अस्तित्व को एक पहलू के रूप मेँ आपके द्वारा भी स्वीकारा गया है ।हाँ दूसरा पक्ष हमारे देश की प्रगति के रूप मेँ भी मुझे स्वीकार्य है । प्रगति के फेर मेँ उस इँजीनियर के दर्द का उसके मानसिक संताप का क्या होगा , विचारणीय है ।
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