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27-11-2012, 11:06 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour |
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27-11-2012, 11:06 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing |
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27-11-2012, 11:06 PM
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Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!! |
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27-11-2012, 11:06 PM
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Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;-> |
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27-11-2012, 11:07 PM
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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination |
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27-11-2012, 11:07 PM
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Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry. |
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27-11-2012, 11:07 PM
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Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult Man: Which one ? Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK ;-) |
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27-11-2012, 11:07 PM
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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
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27-11-2012, 11:08 PM
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Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de.... |
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27-11-2012, 11:08 PM
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
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