Jokes for young generation - Page 22

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:11 PM

Cheating Wife

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.
In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.
What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:12 PM

Malkin: Kya hua? Tum 3 din kaam pe nahi aayi?
Kaamwali: Memsaab,maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha
ki main gaon jaa rahi hun...
Aapke pati ne comment bhi kiya "HAVE A SAFE TRIP, Come soon honey..!!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:12 PM

Bhai behen k bichadne ka kya hua anjaam..
Munna bana MBBS or Munni hui Badnaam...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:12 PM

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:12 PM

Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!'
Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:13 PM

Boy: Pandit Ji Meri Shadi kyu Nahi ho rahi hai?

Pandit ji: Beta Bhagwan ne tere
Bhagya me Dukh Nahi likhe
To isme me kya Kar sakta hu..

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:13 PM

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.
Ghabra mat, Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai.

koi Rajnikant- Vajnikant nahi hota.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:14 PM

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?

Salesman: 500 Rs.

Customer: Itna sasta!

Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de..

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:15 PM

Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!

Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!

Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.

Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:16 PM

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..

01-12-2012, 01:11 PM	#211
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Cheating Wife A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

01-12-2012, 01:12 PM	#212
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Malkin: Kya hua? Tum 3 din kaam pe nahi aayi? Kaamwali: Memsaab,maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ki main gaon jaa rahi hun... Aapke pati ne comment bhi kiya "HAVE A SAFE TRIP, Come soon honey..!! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:12 PM	#213
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Bhai behen k bichadne ka kya hua anjaam.. Munna bana MBBS or Munni hui Badnaam... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:12 PM	#214
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:12 PM	#215
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!' Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:13 PM	#216
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Boy: Pandit Ji Meri Shadi kyu Nahi ho rahi hai? Pandit ji: Beta Bhagwan ne tere Bhagya me Dukh Nahi likhe To isme me kya Kar sakta hu.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:13 PM	#217
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samjha raha tha. Ghabra mat, Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai. koi Rajnikant- Vajnikant nahi hota. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:14 PM	#218
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai? Salesman: 500 Rs. Customer: Itna sasta! Salesman: China ka hai…. Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:15 PM	#219
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi! Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala! Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D. Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:16 PM	#220
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...? BETA=pdh raha hu. MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...? BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!